Noisy Unifi USG (just a rant v2)

Anyone ever notice how many DNS requests the USG makes for the inform address? This stupid thing has wasted so much of my time (stability, frequent drop outs, general networking), ready to just consider it $50 wasted. Felt bad for buying it, so I’ve been trying to at least use it for WiFi devices (WiFi > USG > pfsense > internetz).

Anywho, found it interesting and wanted to rant.
(sorry for the double post, had my private FQDN in there)